DCR Black Tee (Men’s)


Guys, if you want to be successful in life, this is the shirt for you. Slip this on, and the world will be at your command. Women will flock to your side, leaders will hang on your every word, and people will offer you free food. Of course, we can’t guarantee any of this, but it supposedly happened to one guy.

100% cotton. (Do guys really care about cotton? Dunno – jury’s out on that, but anyway it’s cotton.)

Send us a photo of you wearing our shirt, surrounded by all of the people who ADMIRE you because you’re wearing our shirt, and we’ll use it in our website photo gallery. Yes, we’re desperate for content.


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Additional information

Weight 7 oz

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